Re: experiments-5th grade science

[bethany cassin <bcassin@iconcapital.com>]

Dear Olaf,
Both you and the Martins have just confirmed my deepest hope that there is
human life on Loopers Delight, or, is this just a ruse? Oops, better get 
back
on topic.  I heard a rumor that a demo model of a Headrush 2000 was 
spotted at
Joe's Picks 'n Shit, but, no one knew what it was. Anyone else hear that?

brat@visi.com wrote:

>  Tyler & Jo Martin ask:
> >I hope this is the right place to ask?????????
> >My son needs a "science experiment :: how to tell the difference 
>between a
> >hard and soft boiled egg?
> >
> >Can you help, us??
> >
> >5th grade science.........w/details and measurements. Thank You so much.
>
>       Whoa, finally a question i can field...ok, first you get two eggs,
> (not ostrich, as this experiment involves anal insertion), a small jar
>  of vaseline, metal shavings, some tequila (you may want to give
> your son just a lot of cough syrup instead) and a hammer. (The hammer
>  is for determining which egg is which after the anal portion of the
> experiment.) To the person with the tomatoes question, maybe you
> should be listening too.  Ok, now squat into a pail of the tequila for
> twenty minutes or so.  Then refer to the attachment provided. Let me
>  know how it goes.
>
>     ciao,
>  Olaf