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Re: Akia HeadRush



Here's a picture of me taken shortly after discovering that if you chase a young white female office temp with a sledgehammer while screaming the lyrics to Ronnie Milsap songs you can briefly become invisible (sure you may wake up with someone's dismembered vagina nailed onto a doll of Adolph Hitler, but you'll be able to look at yourself in the mirror the next day with pride and say "You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mom".)
I generally wouldn't post this to a list, but what the hay, we may all be icepicking each other in the neck for water in the coming month, so--happy new year everybody. 
----- Original Message -----
From: cameron
Sent: Friday, December 31, 1999 6:32 PM
Subject: Re: Akia HeadRush

      Ronda, your fantastic, tell me more. Our sense of humour is so similar it's uncany.
      Where are you from. I love kangaroos, infact anything furry, round and warm.
      Feel free to send me a few polaroids. my email is,  c.ja.s@adlink.com.au
      This LoopersDelight dating service is great.
    ----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 1999 4:54 PM
Subject: Re: Akia HeadRush

Clearly you're going to have to find a way to make a looper out of a Kangaroo.
And while your at it you might as well genetically engineer them to be large enough that a 250 pound man could climb into its pouch and hop away.
I would suggest to R&D that in the future all Kangaroo loopers should be able to generate coffee and bark ribald French phrases when stared at for more than three seconds.
Get Paul Hogan on it.
Living in Australia, there's not
   a hellava lot of gear to try locally. Remember we've only have kangaroos
   and shit jumping around here.