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Re: OT -- A GUITARISTS SECOND WORST NIGHTMARE



bummer tEd, the vermont doctor's home remedy guide
says to use apple cider vinegar for everything and
anything...you know the zappa song "he used to cut the
grass"now you know why...
               get well soon,
                       danny scary


--- tEd  kiLLiAn <tedkillian@charter.net> wrote:

> DANG, DANG, DANG, DAGNBBIT!
> 
> I AM TYPING THIS MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS (AND
> ONE-HANDED) FOR
> A REASON. NO, IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST BURNT MY LEFT
> HAND RATHER
> BADLY ON THE MUFFLER OF A BORROWED LAWN-MOWER. CRAP!
> CRAP! CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP! THE SUCKER HURTS TOO.
> 
> HAVE OU EVER LEFT AN IRON TO SIT TOO LONG ON AN
> IRONING
> BOARD WHILE IT WAS WARMING UP, OR TURNED AWAY FROM
> ONE
> FOR A SECOND ONLY TO SEE A BROWN SINGE MARK ON YOUR
> FAVORITE SHIRT WHEN YOU PICKED IT UP?
> 
> THAT'S WHAT THE TIPS OF MY LEFT HAND FINGERS LOOKED
> LIKE
> WHEN I FELT THE HEAT AND PULLED IT AWAY FROM THE
> MOWER
> I WAS TRYING TO LEAN DOWN AND ADJUST. THERE ARE BIG
> NASTY
> BLISTERS NOW FORMED UNDER THE BROWN SINGED PADS OF
> THE
> FIRST THREE FINGERS. FINGERS AND PADS I NORMALLY USE
> FOR
> FRETTING A  GUITAR AS IT HAPPENS . . . AND TYPING ON
> A COMPUTER.
> 
> THE PAIN WHEN I TAKE THE BAG OF ICE AWAY IS
> INDESCRIBABLE --
> EXCEPT THAT IT SEEMS TO COME IN WAVES. I'M TYPING
> BETWEEN
> THEM RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT KIDDING. CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
> OOOOOO
> CRAP! IT'S HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT MY OWN GROSS
> STUPIDITY.
> I HAVE TEENAGE SONS. THEY SHOULD BE MOWING THE LAWN
> FER #$%&*!@! SAKES!
> 
> ANYWHO, ARE THERE ANY GOOD HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES OUT
> THERE FOR MINOR BURNS OF THIS TYPE . . . OTHER THAN
> TYLENOL
> AND ALCOHOL AND LIBERALLY APPLIED ICE PACKS? HAS
> ANYONE
> BEEN IN A SIMILAR FIX? I DON'T THINK IT WARRANTS A
> TRIP TO
> THE EMERGENCY, I HAVE NO INSURANCE ANYWAY, SO IT'S
> NOT
> REALLY AN OPTION.
> 
> I HAVE A GIG IN BOISE, IDAHO IN SIX DAYS AND ONE IN
> VENTURA,
> CALIFORNIA THE FOLLOWING, WEEK AND ONE BACK IN
> OREGON
> AFTER THAT. I DON'T PLAN ON SWITCHING TO THEREMIN OR
> AIR
> SYNTH AT THE LAST MINUTE. HEHEHEHEHEH, OW! CRAP!
> CRAP!
> CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP!
> 
> I GUESS I COULD PLAY SLIDE GUITAR IF THE BURNS DONT
> HEAL
> ENOUGH TO BE USEABLE. I WAS A FAIR SLIDE PLAYER
> (ONCE UPON
> A TIME) ALTHOUGH IT'S A TECHNIQUE THAT I'D SET ASIDE
> IN FAVOR
> OF OTHER THINGS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW.
> 
> I SUPPOSE A GUITARISTS FIRST WORST NIGHTMARE IS A
> LOSS OF FINGERS.
> SO IT COULD BE WORSE I SUPPOSE. ANY GOOD IDEAS? YOU
> FOLKS ARE
> MY TRIBE. IF ANYONE HAS A BRIGHT IDEA I'D BE GLAD TO
> HEAR OF IT.
> THE SHOW MUST GO ON -- ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
> 
> tEd  kiLLiAn
> 
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> 
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>
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So???


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