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Re: Various music jokes

q: What do you call two theremins playing the same note?
a: A major third.

q: Why did Johann Sebastian Bach have 19 kids?
a: He had no stops on his organ.

q: What do you get if you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
a: A flat miner.

q: What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
a: The bassoon burns longer.