Hey, this sounds like my kind of looping festival, the kind that I can demand a lengthy contract stipulation from.
Lets get started,
1.Guests, I’ll have plenty, so instead of giving me a set number of comps, just let everyone in free who tells the doorman that they are friends of Chillyb.
2. Perks, I really want to see the Star Trek Experience, and Siegfried and Roy, if they ever start up again, Cirque de Soliel , and the Liberace museum, Oh I almost forgot, is “Wicked” still playing?
I think you could arrange to make that happen.
3. Whores, sorry If I offend you, the few women who populate this list, but Vegas has ‘em, and I want ‘em, Please don’t forward this e-mail to my wife, she wouldn’t understand.
4. Hey I like to gamble as much as the next guy, how about setting me up at a roulette table in the Picasso room at the Bellagio
5. Catering, a dressing room full of ordinary cold cuts will be trashed, so be warned. Wow me.
6. Payment in full in advance.
7. Penthouse suite, I want a view, end of story
8. A body guard, masseuse (see #3), and personal “pharmaceutical” valet
9. A Hummer with quad sound system to cruise the strip in.
Well I guess that just about does it, my lawyer will be drafting a contract in the morning.