Re: so when do we get the EDP news?/reasons to have boomerang AND EDP

[John Tidwell <wedgehed@yahoo.com>]

Thanks for clearing that up, but I have a few
questions.

1) Can I get a decaf mocha with that?

2) Is there a Mac version?

3) Will it UNDO my circumcision?

John

--- american qabalah <american@qabalah.com> wrote:
> > So, you're going to allow us to use the multiply
> > function in sustain mode? Would it be more
> accurate to
> > call it "Loop Divide"?
> >
> > John
> 
> Actually, you have it all wrong.  He's referring to
> the ability of the new EDP
> to link via infrared signals to the Dell 9000
> computer, which uses rat brains
> suspended in iodine acting as neural networks that
> have been specially trained
> to enhance live performance by making a damn good
> cup of coffee for each
> member of an audience, custom-tailored to his or her
> personal tastes via
> mental telepathy, astrological charts, and/or credit
> purchase history analysis
> (internet connection not included).  This feature of
> course requires (1) a
> java-enabled USB coffeemaker running Loopaccino (tm)
> Version VIII software
> (versions IV-V were used but only internally,
> version VI called in sick, and
> version VII was sacrificed to satan during an Imbolc
> festival in an attempt to
> magically prevent the Backstreet Boys from making
> any more albums), (2) SCSI
> platform shoes (void where prohibited by law), and
> (3) 8 ounces of chilled,
> two-percent, vitamin-D-enriched, ultra-pasteurized
> acidophilus milk.  Use of
> dairy products, however, can be disabled by
> depressing the new "Vegan" button
> while pointing one's nose towards the ceiling and
> making a humping motion*
> (see attached diagram).
> 
> * As of this writing, the humping motion must still
> be performed in Hebrew.
> For a good example of this, see 2 Live Jew's video,
> "Kosher As U Wanna B" now
> appearing on the Adam & Eve network.  Yarmulke sold
> separately.
> 
> It should all make sense now.
> 
> 
> 


===
John Tidwell



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