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Clearly you're going to have to find a way to make a looper
out of a Kangaroo.
And while your at it you might as well genetically engineer
them to be large enough that a 250 pound man could climb into its pouch and hop
away.
I would suggest to R&D that in the future all Kangaroo
loopers should be able to generate coffee and bark ribald French phrases
when stared at for more than three seconds.
Get Paul Hogan on it.
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