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Re: Dear Gern

I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force.  That guitar shop in Azuza 
with
the "Songs You May Not Play On Our Guitars" sign must be decimated.  You've
played the top two!

> I've just attempted to perform "Smoke On The Water"
> on the Againinator.
>
> Could you please send a technician to this location
> to help me...uh..."recover" 25 feet of Monster cable?
> You should probably tell him to bring gloves.
>
> The Againinator is currently out of my rack & nesting
> underneath my mobile home in a pile of bubble-wrap
> & Styrofoam peanuts. I think I'll try to coax it out
> by playing "Stairway To Heaven" on my acoustic guitar.
>
> John
>
> PS-
>
> Could you tell the technician to stop by K-Mart &
> get me some flip-flops? I'm all out of shoes.
>
> JT
>
>
> =====
> John Tidwell
>
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