Re: Can I be loopy too?

[Tim Nelson <tnelson@metrocast.net>]

So, this guy walks into a bar...

In a small green nylon and suede backpack, he's carrying the footpedal 
from 
his EDP, a Repeater memory card with the label on backwards, a 
SPLaTTeRCeLL 
CD (ReMiKSiS, methinks 'twas), some George L. cables in various lengths, a 
Polaroid from NAMM showing some guy with a blue mohawk, and a broken 
RDS-8000 that's missing its battery cover,  but the backpack really has 
nothing to do with the story, and was only mentioned in the interest of 
topicality.

Anyway, he orders a Glenlivet, and the bartender notices there's a small 
orange and black salamander sitting on the guy's left shoulder, which 
turns 
out to be a treasured pet of which the man is rather fond. The bartender 
asks what the salamander's name is.

The guy replies "Oh, I call him Tiny."

"How'd you pick that name?" the bartender asks...

The guy glances at the salamander, and says "Because he's my newt..."

(Ba-da-booomp...)

"my newt"...

Sorry. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programme.

-t-

(Hello E!)

At 08:38 AM 1/25/02 -0800, Dr. Z wrote:
>At 6:38 AM -0800 1/25/02, Elizabeth Stewart wrote:
>
>>He may even turn me into a newt if I don't-or make me
>>sound like a newt.  How do newts sound in Looping
>>situations?
>
>If you need a publisher, my company is Newt Music, BMI.
>
>My personal record label is Salamander Songs.