OT : joke

["one less than none" <onelessthannone@blueyonder.co.uk>]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Daniel Stinton" <DanielStinton@centro.org.uk>
To: <onelessthannone@blueyonder.co.uk>; <gordongj@blueyonder.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 10:12 AM
Subject: FW: Airplane


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> > > >
> > > >  A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he
> > glances
> > > >  up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> > realises
> > > >  she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous
> > anticipation
> > > >  washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside
his.
> > > > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or
> > > > vacation?".
> > > >  "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
> > > >  Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement.
> > > >  Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT 
>next
> > to
> > > > him
> > > > and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to
maintain
> > his
> > > >  outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this
> > > > convention?"
> > > >
> > > >  "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the
> > popular
> > > >  myths about sexuality."
> > > >  "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
> > > >  "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American
men
> > > >  are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American
> > > >  Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth
> > is
> > > > that French
> > > >  men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek 
>descent."
> > > >  Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm
> > sorry,"
> > > > she
> > > >  says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
> > your
> > > > name!".
> > > >
> > > >  "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto 
>Papadopoulos"
> > > >
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