Top 10 Reasons Not To Give Kim $50.00

[John Tidwell <wedgehed@yahoo.com>]

1) never follows thru with promised lap dance

2) will just blow it on hair dye & scotch

3) might ruin his reputation as a starving artist

4) thinks U.S. Grant comes from the NEA

5) refuses to confirm if he "really digs Mao" or
   "really digs mayo"

6) 50 bucks will buy 1 & 1/2 Danelectro pedals

7) try explaining a $50 Visa payment to "Kim" at
   "Loopers-Delight" to your wife

8) stole EDP software from Bill Gates

9) might show up at your door wanting to "witness"

10)...............................................
   ...............................................
   ...I can't think of # 10 so I guess I'll have
   to kick in $50.

John  


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John Tidwell




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