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Re: Jokes (Was: Music Scene)
My final shots ('cos the rest of the ones I know are too rude for public
consumption) -
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?
A: You only punch things into the drum machine once.
and finally, to insult the rest of the band at once,
Q: What do you get if you cross a musician and a drummer ?
A: A bass player.
Boom, and furthermore, boom.
- Tony
Doug Cox <dougcox@pdq.net> wrote: [ with some more musician jokes ]
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