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 Darn, Ted, this is not good. Get yourself an alo 
plant ASAP and keep your fingertips coated with the goop inside the 
plant...then coat the tips of your fingers with super glue before you 
play. 
  
Kris 
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  Sent: Saturday, April 22, 2006 5:51 
  PM 
  Subject: OT -- A GUITARISTS SECOND WORST 
  NIGHTMARE 
  
  DANG, DANG, DANG, DAGNBBIT!
  I AM TYPING THIS MESSAGE IN 
  ALL CAPS (AND ONE-HANDED) FOR  A REASON. NO, IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST BURNT MY 
  LEFT HAND RATHER  BADLY ON THE MUFFLER OF A BORROWED LAWN-MOWER. CRAP! 
   CRAP! CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP! THE SUCKER HURTS TOO.
  HAVE OU EVER LEFT AN 
  IRON TO SIT TOO LONG ON AN IRONING  BOARD WHILE IT WAS WARMING UP, OR 
  TURNED AWAY FROM ONE  FOR A SECOND ONLY TO SEE A BROWN SINGE MARK ON YOUR 
   FAVORITE SHIRT WHEN YOU PICKED IT UP? 
  THAT'S WHAT THE TIPS OF MY 
  LEFT HAND FINGERS LOOKED LIKE  WHEN I FELT THE HEAT AND PULLED IT AWAY FROM 
  THE MOWER  I WAS TRYING TO LEAN DOWN AND ADJUST. THERE ARE BIG NASTY 
   BLISTERS NOW FORMED UNDER THE BROWN SINGED PADS OF THE  FIRST THREE 
  FINGERS. FINGERS AND PADS I NORMALLY USE FOR  FRETTING A GUITAR AS IT 
  HAPPENS . . . AND TYPING ON A COMPUTER.
  THE PAIN WHEN I TAKE THE BAG OF 
  ICE AWAY IS INDESCRIBABLE -- EXCEPT THAT IT SEEMS TO COME IN WAVES. I'M 
  TYPING BETWEEN  THEM RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT KIDDING. CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! OOOOOO 
   CRAP! IT'S HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT MY OWN GROSS STUPIDITY. I HAVE TEENAGE 
  SONS. THEY SHOULD BE MOWING THE LAWN FER #$%&*!@! SAKES!
  ANYWHO, 
  ARE THERE ANY GOOD HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES OUT  THERE FOR MINOR BURNS OF THIS 
  TYPE . . . OTHER THAN TYLENOL  AND ALCOHOL AND LIBERALLY APPLIED ICE PACKS? 
  HAS ANYONE  BEEN IN A SIMILAR FIX? I DON'T THINK IT WARRANTS A TRIP 
  TO THE EMERGENCY, I HAVE NO INSURANCE ANYWAY, SO IT'S NOT  REALLY AN 
  OPTION.
  I HAVE A GIG IN BOISE, IDAHO IN SIX DAYS AND ONE IN 
  VENTURA, CALIFORNIA THE FOLLOWING, WEEK AND ONE BACK IN OREGON AFTER 
  THAT. I DON'T PLAN ON SWITCHING TO THEREMIN OR AIR  SYNTH AT THE LAST 
  MINUTE. HEHEHEHEHEH, OW! CRAP! CRAP!  CRAP! OOOOOO CRAP!
  I GUESS I 
  COULD PLAY SLIDE GUITAR IF THE BURNS DONT HEAL ENOUGH TO BE USEABLE. I WAS 
  A FAIR SLIDE PLAYER (ONCE UPON  A TIME) ALTHOUGH IT'S A TECHNIQUE THAT I'D 
  SET ASIDE IN FAVOR  OF OTHER THINGS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW.
  I SUPPOSE 
  A GUITARISTS FIRST WORST NIGHTMARE IS A LOSS OF FINGERS. SO IT COULD BE 
  WORSE I SUPPOSE. ANY GOOD IDEAS? YOU FOLKS ARE MY TRIBE. IF ANYONE HAS A 
  BRIGHT IDEA I'D BE GLAD TO HEAR OF IT. THE SHOW MUST GO ON -- ONE WAY OR 
  ANOTHER.
  tEd ® kiLLiAn
  "Different 
  is not always better, but better is always 
  different"
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