Re: drummer jokes (was: Chord progressions, Multi Lateral Improvisation...)

["Tony K" <bigtonyk@gmail.com>]

Q: What do you call two guitarists trying to play in unison?

A: Counterpoint.

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Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of 
deposit?

A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.

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Mommy mommy, when I grow up I want to be a guitar player.

I'm sorry honey, you can't do both.

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Tony


On Tue, Apr 29, 2008 at 7:09 AM, Scott Kellogg <bassnut@gmail.com> wrote:
> Bwaa haa haa!  As a bassist myself, I'll be telling this one!
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> On Apr 29, 2008, at 3:37 AM, Bob Amstadt wrote:
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> "There is only one music."
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