[Date Prev][Date Next]   [Thread Prev][Thread Next]   [Date Index][Thread Index][Author Index]

Re: Musician jokes



They say a jazz player knows a million notes and plays three, and the rock player plays a million and knows three :)

I play rock and jazz so I guess I'm dissing myself twice!

Scott 

On Apr 29, 2008, at 11:41 AM, Jeremy devros wrote:

Q. How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 3 --One to screw it in and 2 to say "I could do that"
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock knock knockknock
Who's there?
Knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
Steve Reich.

> Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:20:48 -0400
> To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com
> From: cazwicky@earthlink.net
> Subject: Re: Musician jokes
> 
> Sombody had to say it.. thanks, Teddy.
> 
> >I believe the proper punch line is "she can't find the key and 
> >doesn't know when to come in" actually...
> >
> >teddy
> >
> >On Apr 29, 2008, at 8:01 AM, Bill Fox wrote:
> >
> >>Jay Bell wrote:
> >>>how do you know when it's a drummer at the door?
> >>>.. the knocking keeps getting faster
> >>How do you know when a soprano is at the door?
> >>She doesn't know when to come in.
> 
> 
> -- 
> ...
> http://www.zmix.net
> 



Spell a grand slam in this game where word skill meets World Series. Get in the game.

--
Solve et coagula.