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RE: Musician Jokes
My Favorite....
Q.What happened to the bass player that locked his keys in the car?
A. It took 2 hours to get the drummer out.
Original Message:
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From: Bill Fox billyfox@soundscapes.us
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:07:03 -0400
To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com
Subject: Musician Jokes
Goddard, Duncan wrote:
> & so on. I think it's time we had some lead guitarist jokes. they're
> all wankers, after all. :-)
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to talk about how they could have
done it better.
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
By putting music in front of him.
Glad to oblige.
What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
A1. You can tune a lawn mower.
A2. Vibrato. (I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide
which one has it.)
Cheers,
Bill (sax, guitar, bass, keys)
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