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Damn... Show her a jamman...? You can't impress an American woman with one of those, you need a Lexus or some diamonds, or maybe a backstage pass to ToriAmos or U2. Hey, you could search the net for one of those Russian Women Want To Meet You pages. They don't care if you're poor, bald, fat, ugly, or a looper! They will love you, give you children, move to America (uh, you are an American, aren't you?), and even play Robert Fripp CDs all day if you want. Their heads will even bob... Randy Jones > > I`ve been following the thread on Stanley J that turned into the musical tastes of your >spouses. I have found all of this amuzing but can`t help but think some sad toughts. >The last time I was on the list I got depressed coz I didn`t have a looping device. Now I >HAVE one , but Im depressed coz I don`t have a girlfriend (much less a wife!). > >So , tomorrow im gonna put on my hip sneakers and go boogie on the dancefloor! >The first girl I meet Im gonna fall down on my knees for and proclaim my love for her. >Then Ill invite her home to have a look at my jamman. > > whaddya reckon`? > > >Yours , Thomas w > > > >