Here's a picture of me taken shortly after discovering that if
you chase a young white female office temp with a sledgehammer while screaming
the lyrics to Ronnie Milsap songs you can briefly become invisible (sure you may
wake up with someone's dismembered vagina nailed onto a doll of Adolph Hitler,
but you'll be able to look at yourself in the mirror the next day with pride and
say "You'll be hearing from my attorney, Mom".)
I generally wouldn't post this to a list, but what the hay, we may all be
icepicking each other in the neck for water in the coming month, so--happy new
year everybody.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, December 31, 1999 6:32
PM
Subject: Re: Akia HeadRush
Ronda, your fantastic, tell
me more. Our sense of humour is so similar it's uncany.
Where are you from. I love
kangaroos, infact anything furry, round and warm.
This LoopersDelight dating
service is great.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 1999 4:54
PM
Subject: Re: Akia HeadRush
Clearly you're going to have to find a way to make a
looper out of a Kangaroo.
And while your at it you might as well genetically
engineer them to be large enough that a 250 pound man could climb into its
pouch and hop away.
I would suggest to R&D that in the future all Kangaroo
loopers should be able to generate coffee and bark ribald French
phrases when stared at for more than three seconds.
Get Paul Hogan on it.
Living in Australia, there's not
a hellava lot of gear to try
locally. Remember we've only have
kangaroos
and shit jumping around here.
