Re: Dear Gern

[Martin Shellard <m.shellard@ntlworld.com>]

DO NOT attempt "Stairway" in the vicinity of a feral Againinitor, you may
try to entice it out with some phat beats but zep will only make things
worse.

Martin Shellard 


> From: John Tidwell <wedgehed@yahoo.com>

> I've just attempted to perform "Smoke On The Water"
> on the Againinator.
> 
> Could you please send a technician to this location
> to help me...uh..."recover" 25 feet of Monster cable?
> You should probably tell him to bring gloves.
> 
> The Againinator is currently out of my rack & nesting
> underneath my mobile home in a pile of bubble-wrap
> & Styrofoam peanuts. I think I'll try to coax it out
> by playing "Stairway To Heaven" on my acoustic guitar.
>