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Travis Hartnett wrote: > That's not an option--by the end of my performances I'm already nailed > to the hood of a Volkswagen. In that case, I would suggest ingesting broken glass prior to the performance, and hemmoraging from your anus profusely. Make sure the Volkswagen is a light color, so the audience can make out exactly what is going on. -J > On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 13:30:07 -0500, Jesse Lucas ><jlucas@neoprimitive.net> wrote: > >>Put on a sign that says "I love Brian Eno," pull the plug on your rack, >>and take your .45 and shoot yourself in the head.