Re: Jokes (Was: Music Scene)

[Dennis Montgomery <morpheus@speakeasy.net>]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he'll break 10 bulbs before he realizes they don't just 
push in.

Q: How many singers does it take?
A: Can't do it, the altitude is too much stress on the vocal cords.

Q: How many keyboard players does it take?
A: You don't really need a light bulb, I have a sampler over here that 
can do the same thing and next month there's a new additive subtractive 
synth but it'll cost about...

Q: How many bass players does it take?
A: Who cares?