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Daryl asked: "Do your wares come in lime green?" Well, actually, since I have begun the 'answer' record to Translucent Dayglo Lime Green Plastic (my first and only live looping CD) which will be called Transcluent Dayglo Orange Plastic", I will be offering all of my wared in both lime green AND orange. That's just because that's the kind of guy that I am. and with variable mortgages raising at an alarming rate, you have me thinking about this Carlot/Harlot morph for my business. I have a friend in the goth scene who is a stripper who just got paid $30,000, room and board to go strip in Guam for three months. I'm thinking of doing this job myself. Don't you think the service men and women in Guam could use a middleaged topless looping guy with a middleaged gut to dance for them? I specialize in the Lambada, forbidden dance of LUV. HAWT!!!!!! HAWT!!!!!!!! HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!