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RE: Getting a Digitech Space Station fixed...

HO!!! You make joke!!

On Fri, 6/10/16, David Mason <stubhead@hotmail.com> wrote:

 Subject: RE: Getting a Digitech Space Station fixed...
 To: "Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com" 
 Date: Friday, June 10, 2016, 2:04 PM
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 IZ em gradutz of Zbeckzistan
 Zxool, yez, btz nedz to zee wife firzt. 
 If uz pztege ztemps glue
 zcurly zo zhe
 ntz zweat ze ztempz off. Heff donkyz alredz.
 Date: Sun, 5 Jun
 2016 22:06:49 +0200
 Subject: Getting a
 Digitech Space Station fixed...
 OK... times up!
 While all the pretty young things were lying in
 parks sunning their honey-tanned silky smooth skin, and
 sipping Prosecco nibbling strawberries and whispering sweet
 nothings to the sounds of distant summery jazz... I was in
 the stinking sweat hole with a soldering iron, knee deep in
 long lengths of taut slippery cable, flux,  and a fucking
 dead Digitech Space Station.
 Don't get me wrong, its been
 dead a while, but like your first love.. she's always
 lying in the corner, staring up at me... covered in shit and
 starting to smell. (or maybe thats the pizza box next to
 I tried
 everything I could to revive it today, all manner of
 components were measured, Power supplies were swapped and
 hard resets performed multiple times...
 So... if you please... who the fuck?
 In the whole fucking fuck of the world, and I mean fucking
 anywhere.. do I send this to get it fixed?
 If theres a guy in Uzbekistan that only accepts
 3 Space Stations per decade, and only then if you let him
 have 25 minutes with your wife... I tell ya... she´ll be on
 a flight tomorrow... or a donkey if the village don't
 have an easily accessible air strip...
 Please help... my will is ebbing
 Mark Francombe
 twitter @markfrancombe