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On Tue, 1 Feb 2005, David Kirkdorffer wrote: > NachrichtWhile this may not be practical for some gigs, putting your > keyboard on top of a beautiful woman who is lying down on a table will > help make your keyboard practically invisible, while at the same time > stealing some eyeball action from the singer and lead guitar player. > Make that a nude woman and you'll be able to book more solo shows too. Sure, that'll work, but how often do you see "Wanted: keyboard player for Satanic Black Mass, Saturday midnight" in the local musicians section of the paper anyway? best, Steve B Phasmatodea http://www.phasmatodea.net/ Subscape Annex http://www.subscapeannex.com/