Ted, I find that if I play them through my 1000
watt Crown amp cranked in full, through a 15 " subwoofer placed directly
and snuggly under my lower back, all my back problems have
miraculously been resolved. Yo da man! :) I am half joking...your
comment about joking reminded me of a article a read several years ago about
using low end sound waves as massage therapy.
Good stuff, Ted.
Kris
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, October 16, 2005 9:49
AM
Subject: I Believe in 'Truth in
Advertising"
Yo!
Thanks to the hard work and stellar
technical efforts of Krispen Hartung, Ted Killian's Y2K5 performance
tracks are now all uploaded and immediately ready and awaiting public
ridicule right this very moment! Download and hear mind-numbing
repetition, aimless and formless noodling unlike anything you've ever
experienced before! Pretentious and obtuse unmusicality on a truly grand
and unprecedented scale! Hear banalities, inanities and atonalities all at
once! Hear a man struggling mightily to come up with just one
single worthwhile musical idea -- over the course of 4 tracks! Collect them
all! Play them for your friends! Clear rooms! Cure warts! Cause brain
damage! It's all your's for FREE and in just under 30 minutes! Hurry down
today while the supply lasts!
Rick's Intro and Ted Warming
Up
<http://box.net/public/khartung/files/987388.html>
Part One -
Guitar Dyslexia
<http://box.net/public/khartung/files/985656.html>
Dyslexia -- A disorder marked by inability to
recognize and comprehend written words.
Part Two - Guitar Dysphasia
<http://box.net/public/khartung/files/985657.html>
Dysphasia -- Impairment of speech and verbal
comprehension associated with brain injury.
Part Three - Guitar Dysplasia
<http://box.net/public/khartung/files/988212.html>
Dysplasia -- Abnormal development or growth of
tissues, organs, or cells.
You can tell I work in advertising can't
you?
Best regards,
Ted Killian
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