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Re: Againinator plug-in module Warning!

Attention Loopers!  Panaceaic in no way endorses the Snore Eliminator
and installing it on your Againinatorô will void the warrantee, when and
if the Againinator ships.  We can however be sued for punitive damages,
but I'm not sure why.

Dolf Lungren
Panaceaic Customer service.

Simran gleason wrote:

> Dear looprz,
> I just got the following (whooly unsolicitated) advert
> in my spambox. It looks like another must-get-it
> accessory to my panaceaic againinator. I don't know
> if it's shipping yet or not, though.
> Simran
> >Snoring problems? Let Snore Eliminator's all natural
> >ingredients help you keep your audience's attention!
> >
> >Is snoring drowning out the subtle passages of your loops?
> > No more sleepless nights with Snore Eliminator!!
> >
> >Let your family sleep again by using the Snore Eliminator!
> >
> >Do you know someone with a snoring problem? Snore
> >Eliminator will help them and they will love you for it.
> >
> >Improve your sexual performance by reducing snoring and
> >thus increasing oxygen to your body!!
> >
> >   ...
> >
> > The noise is caused by a vibration in the soft palate as
> >the lungs pull hard to take in a weakened current of
> >incoming air. This blockage may result from any number of
> >circumstances, and these offer clues to get rid of the >problem.
> >
> >Snoring is also more than likely to occur among people who
> >sleep in their seats; the tongue falls back toward the
> >throat and partly closes the airway.
> [Note: this does sound a lot liek throat singing. Perhaps
>        we should just sample the audience when they
>        snore.]
> >
> >Snoring decreases sexual performance by half, due to lack
> >of oxygen to the brain which decreases sexual
> >responsiveness.
> [Note: the other half is decreased by the fact that they are
>        asleep!]
> > ...
> >
> >TESTIMONIALS from several of our satisfied customers:
> >
> >Looopenzo writes...
> >
> >I am having a good nights sleep, finally.  I used to wake
> >myself up during the performance which was a real bummer as I
> >would not always go back to sleep.  Sleeping through the
> >entire second set is great.  Thanks a lot Snore Eliminator.
> >PS:  My girlfriend loves it as much or more than I do.
> > ...
> >How to Use Snore Eliminator:
> >Open your mouth
> >Hold the 4oz bottle about four inches from your audience
> >Spray one or two application onto the back of the crowd.
> >