Hello loop fans, My name is Charley LaRue and I represent a company called Elektros and we're proud to announce our new product, The Againinator. This new loop tool will not have any audio features to speak of, but instead will feature infinite release delays, making it the ultimate delayed device not available on the market today. Please respond to me with a feature list you'd like to be denied of. We don't have a prototype yet to speak of, but it will be ready sometime between tomorrow and the end of your useful life. If you'd like to get an idea of what it's going to look like, please hit yourself in the head with a large office machine instead. The Againinator will list for US$17.99, and through group buys you will actually be able to make money from getting it, much unlike most of your gigs. For those of you that are not musicians, we also might offer a product based on chickens with built in wheels that can be controlled via the internet. yours truly, Charley LaRue Elektros Inc.