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Far be it from me to dub myself "handsome"..........but what IS your neck of the woods, Goddess ? ;-) James "Why did you never marry ?" an admirer asked the Mullah. "Well, I promised myself that I would marry if I ever found the perfect woman....." the Mullah replied. "I do remember meeting one woman.......she was gorgeous and had a heart of gold....." "So what happened ?" the admirer asked. "Turned out that she was dumb as a brick." said the Mullah "And you never met anyone else ?" the admirer enquired. "Oh, I did meet another woman. She too was very kind and we had the most fascinating conversations......" "So where is she ?" the admirer begged. "She was so ugly that I could not bear to look her straight in the face." responded the Mullah. "And you never met ANYONE else ?" the tedious admirer continued. "Ahhhhhhh, YES" answered the Mullah, " I did once meet a woman as beautiful as a desert rose, with a keen wit and a heart of sheer innocence !" "Then WHY did you not keep your promise and marry HER ?" the admirer protested. "As it turned out" concluded the Mullah, " SHE was looking for the perfect man !"