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Someone please get this troll a drink. -J Stephen Goodman wrote: > Warning! Abrasive, provocative text follows! > > If there is any Irish in me it's because of cross-channel raids, and > thereby undocumentable except through DNA studies. In any event I > reject the notion of bureaucratically-assigned "Saints", much less the > notion of celebrating ANY ethnic group over others, least of all via the > only singularly-sanctioned ethnic holiday forced upon us just about > everywhere there are English-speaking folks. I'd propose the renaming > of "Saint Patrick's" Day to Human Day, or Individuals' Day (a delightful > near-conflict in terms there), or how about "Green Shirt Day"? I'd say > "Tree Day" but we've already all but FORGOTTEN Arbor Day, so that'd be a > waste of time, wouldn't it? > > So I'll just relax tonight and take part in a little "smokin' of the > green", and listening to "Several Species of Small Furry Animals > Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict". Aye!